? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Houston, we have a blender
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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