is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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