I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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