I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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