Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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