fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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