Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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