Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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