Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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