The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I think I just sharted jello shots
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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