If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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