The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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