She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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