Having a random hookup so left but love u
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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