420 ftw
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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