You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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