hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Houston, we have a squirter
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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