"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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