it hurts more in the daytime
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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