thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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