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Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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