She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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