lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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