Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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