omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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