Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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