She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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