69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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