either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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