You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize