I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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