You really coming over, don't trick.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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