and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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