Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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