She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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