do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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