Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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