This house was built for laser tag.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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