I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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