i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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