We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It was confusing and full of hummus
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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