We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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