i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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