Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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Hippo gnu deer
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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