we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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