If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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