lets start a swedish sibling band together
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize