singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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