What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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