I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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